Jokes from Down Under -- I think we all like to do the same to our politicians too

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks: "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped John Howard, Peter Costello & Kim Beazley.They're asking for a $300 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol & set them on fire.We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks: "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a litre."